sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

trinandtonic:

vsuc:

susiephone:

danicashipper:

clever-ginger:

takineko:

bitch-diarrhea:

parks-and-rex:

Jesus: One of you will betray Me

Judas:  Surely you don’t mean me

Jesus: 

Judas: *betrays jesus*

Jesus:

Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!

Jesus:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:

Originally posted by papermagazine

Jesus:

Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”

Jesus:

This is so postmodern. I love it

truly we are the greatest generation 

averagefairy:

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

lizardsister:

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)